Wood for Africa
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN NOW GET
WOOD DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR
BRAAI WOOD, FIRE PLACE, FIRE STARTERS
Deliverry schedule:
Monday: Goodwood, Thornton, Parrow, Elsiesrivier, Pinelands, Kenzington
Tuesday: Edgemead, Bothasig, Monte Vista, Milnerton, Tableview, Blaauwberg
Wednesday: Durbanville, Tygerberg, Brackenvel, Bellville, Kuilsrivier
Thursday: Athlone, Rondebosch, Constantia, Wynberg, Plumbstead
Friday: Town, Houtbay, Campsbay, Clifton, Observatory
Saterday: Bonteheuwel, Guguleto, Stikland, Eersterivier, Mooderdam, Strand, Somerset West
Sunday: Tokai, Weslake, Maizenberg, Fish hoek, Simonstown, Soetwater, Scaborough, Kommetjie, Noordhoek
Delivery Times:
Monday – Friday: 16:30 – 19:30
Saturday & Sunday: 9:00 – 13:00
Please contact us should you have any questions.
Let Ice for Africa Cape Light up you winter this year.
Bar Jokes Ice for Africa Cape
Three rats are sitting at the bar bragging …
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!”
The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!”
Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat.”
Ice for Africa Bar Jokes.
Cream Jokes (Ice for Africa Cape)
Chocolate Ice Cream
A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, “I’d like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please.”
The girl behind the counter replied, “I’m very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn’t come this morning. We’re out of chocolate.”
“In that case,” the man continued, “I’ll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream.”
“You don’t understand, sir,” the girl says. “We have no chocolate.”
“Then just give me some chocolate,” he insists.
Getting angrier by the second, the girl asked, “Sir, will you spell ‘van,’ as in ‘vanilla?’”
The man spells, “V A N.”
“Now spell ‘straw,’ as in ‘strawberry.’”
“OK. S-T-R-A-W.”
“Now,” the girl asked, “spell ‘stink,’ as in chocolate.”
The man hesitates, then confused, replied, “There is no stink in chocolate.”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!” she screams.
Ice for Africa Cape Ice Cream Jokes
Ice Breaker Wedding Jokes Ice for Africa Cape
0 – 200 in 6 Seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Ice for Africa Cape Wedding Jokes.
Ice Breaker Wedding Jokes Ice for Africa Cape
Married for 10 Times
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom.
“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!
Ice for Africa Cape Wedding Jokes.
Ice Price Increases for Ice For Africa Cape Town
Dear Customer
We are pleased to announce that Ice for Africa Cape is under new management as the owner Mr. Gert Van der Schyff became ill in November 2010.
We would also like to use this opportunity to inform you of our future plans from which you as our customer will benefit the most.
To start off we have invested in two new delivery vehicles and an additional two in May 2011. This to increase our delivery time and the quality of our products, all vehicles are fitted with -25 degrees freezer units.
Look out for the new Ice For Africa Cape.
We have changed our logo and all our vehicles and freezers will be branded with the new logo.
We would also like to announce that we are launching our own line of ice cream, manufactured for us by an Italian company. We will start off with vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and mint in a 2l and 5l tub. Attached to this letter will be a pricelist.
We do regret having to inform you of our price increase as of the 1st of May 2011. We have manage to keep our prices constant for the last two years but due to all the increases in petrol/diesel, electricity and maintenance costs we are forced to increase our price with 0.25c per kg.
Please note our drivers now operate with trip sheets to assist in improving their service to you. We will appreciate it if you can sign this sheet when they visited you.
Thank for supporting Ice for Africa Cape.
Kind regards
Andre and Tianda
Ice For Africa Cape Town, now under new management
We just love the hot sunny weather here in Cape Town!
Fancy a day at the beach, a family picnic, or simply braai at home with some friend. . .
So, what are you waiting for? Simply fill up the cooler box, and don’t forget your ice from Ice For Africa, and head on out.
Our product can be purchased from various convenient stores, Spar stores, supperette’s and 7/11’s all in and around Cape Town.
We also supply Ice in and around Cape Town; many coffee shops, café’s, fast food places, restaurants, pubs and clubs with ice.
Ice For Africa Cape Town, now under new management, are proud to announce the launch of the new look Ice For Africa. We’ve change our logo, and shortly you will see our new vehicles or the roads of Cape Town much more often then you use to.
We now have 2 new vehicle added to the fleet, in an effort to shorten delivery times, and as our new vehicles are all freezer unit you can be sure of rock hard frozen ice.
Please feel free to contact us to find out about our delivery areas, and minimum orders for private after hours functions.
Struggling to get your head wrapped around all the arrangements for a function? Why not give us a call for all your ice needs, and have one less thing to worry about.
We supply ice for weddings, corporate function, 21’st parties, engagement parties, rum parties, birthdays, and any other social event where by you need ice.